For vibe coders allergic to dancing

Ship product.
Not yourdignity.

You built the thing. Now the internet wants you to twerk on TikTok to get noticed. We have a better idea. One 15-minute interview a week becomes a month of LinkedIn posts and short-form videos that actually perform.

“I haven't twerked once.” — every customer
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The current state of indie marketing

Great product. Zero distribution.

The Dance

Algorithms reward people who film themselves twerking next to a laptop. Your CRUD app deserves better.

The Grind

You shipped 14 features this week. You also posted nothing. The graph that matters is flat as a pancake.

The Block

Writing a LinkedIn post takes you 90 minutes and three coffees. You'd rather refactor anything.

How it works

Three steps. Zero choreography.

01

Book one 15-min call a week

Pick a slot. We'll ask you about what you're building, who you build it for, this week's progress, the wins, the bugs, the loud milestones, the quiet ones.

02

Just talk. We record.

No outline, no script. We pull stories, hot takes, and quotable moments out of the conversation while you ramble like a normal human.

03

Posts + videos land in your inbox

Within 48 hours you get a week of LinkedIn posts and short-form videos for TikTok and Instagram. Edit a word or two, hit publish. That's it.

What you actually get

Posts that sound like you.
Just the version of you that slept.

LinkedIn postdraft · ready to post

"I almost killed my own product last Tuesday. Here's the 1-line bug that taught me more about onboarding than 6 months of user interviews."

+312 reactions · 47 comments
TikTok scriptdraft · ready to post

"POV: you ship the feature 4 users asked for and 400 users actually wanted." → 22s talking head + screen capture cut.

98K views · 4.1K likes
LinkedIn postdraft · ready to post

"$0 → $4k MRR with zero ads. The whole playbook was just: talk to one customer every morning before opening the IDE."

+528 reactions · 91 comments
Instagram Reeldraft · ready to post

"Three things I built this week that nobody asked for (and the one tiny thing that finally moved the needle)."

61K views · 2.8K saves

Pricing

Cheaper than a single dance lesson.

Start here

First 10 posts

$0on us

No card. No twerk tax. Just book the call, see the posts, decide if you love them.

  • 1 interview call (15 min)
  • 10 LinkedIn posts, drafted
  • 2 short-form video scripts
  • Cancel by ghosting us, no hard feelings
Start free →

After the freebies

$10/ week

One weekly interview, a steady drip of posts and videos. Less than the coffee you'd buy to write them yourself.

  • Weekly 15-min interview
  • 5 LinkedIn posts every week
  • 2 short-form videos every week
  • Pause anytime. Resume anytime.
Lock it in →

Builders who refused to dance

They shipped. We posted. It worked.

I shipped my SaaS in 4 weeks of vibe coding. Then sat on it for 3 months because I refused to film myself dancing. Twerkless gave me a content engine without the cringe.
Maya R.
Solo founder, RouteRabbit
First post they wrote me hit 1.2k likes. I didn't even know what I was doing was interesting until they asked the right questions.
Devon K.
Building in public, Glasshouse
I'm a backend guy with the camera presence of a brick. This is the only marketing that has ever worked for me.
Hugo L.
Indie hacker, Stackbun
Cancelled my $400/mo content agency. Twerkless writes posts that sound more like me than I do.
Priya S.
Founder, Loopline

FAQ

Things you'd ask if we were on a call.

Nope. The video scripts are designed for screen recordings, voiceovers, or simple talking-head clips if you're feeling brave. Most customers never show their face. Zero twerking, contractually.

Perfect timing. 'Build in public' content performs best when there's nothing to show yet. We pull stories out of decisions, dead-ends, customer calls and the weird stuff you tried last Thursday.

They won't, because they're built from your actual voice in the interview. We're using the conversation, not a prompt. You'll recognise yourself in every post.

You'll get a heads-up. If you love it, you flip on the $10/week plan. If not, we part as friends. No auto-charge surprises.

Of course. Everything lands as a draft. Most people tweak a line or two and ship.

Ten posts. Zero twerks.
On the house.

Drop your email. We'll send you a booking link for your first interview. If you don't like the posts, ignore us forever.

no card · no twerk · no commitment